"I have no dream but I like beaver!"
Corrupt and sleazy entrepreneur Cetto La Qualunque comes back to Italy and "jumps into politics" lest his law-abiding opponent, Giovanni De Santis, is elected as mayor.
Cetto La Qualunque
Gerardo "Jerry" Salerno
Carmen La Qualunque
Pino 'O Straniero'
Carmelo "Melo" La Qualunque