How I Met Your Mother - Season 5

How I Met Your Mother

Season 5

2009 • 24 Episodes

Suit up for the hilarious Season Five of How I Met Your Mother, the outrageous, Emmy®-nominated hit starring Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan! The show's funniest season to date is loaded with hook-ups, break-ups and the return of Slapsgiving — not to mention the hottest guest stars imaginable, including Jennifer Lopez, Carrie Underwood, Amanda Peet and Rachel Bilson. On the dating front, Barney and Robin take their relationship to the next level — before calling it off — and Ted meets the roommate of his future wife in this uproarious, modern-day love story told in reverse.

Episodes

Definitions - How I Met Your Mother

1. Definitions

7.9

September 21, 2009

After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

Double Date - How I Met Your Mother

2. Double Date

7.4

September 28, 2009

Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.

Robin 101 - How I Met Your Mother

3. Robin 101

7.9

October 5, 2009

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

The Sexless Innkeeper - How I Met Your Mother

4. The Sexless Innkeeper

7.4

October 12, 2009

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash

Duel Citizenship - How I Met Your Mother

5. Duel Citizenship

7.5

October 19, 2009

Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.

Bagpipes - How I Met Your Mother

6. Bagpipes

7.3

November 2, 2009

Even though they do their best in order to be the perfect couple, Barney's attitude of know-it-all lands him in trouble with Robin and they are forced to seek Marshall and Lily for advice.

The Rough Patch - How I Met Your Mother

7. The Rough Patch

7.4

November 9, 2009

Lily comes up with a perfect plan to break up the relationship between Barney and Robin when they have a rough patch, but she needs help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke, in order to make it work.

The Playbook - How I Met Your Mother

8. The Playbook

8.4

November 16, 2009

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap - How I Met Your Mother

9. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

7.6

November 23, 2009

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

The Window - How I Met Your Mother

10. The Window

7.5

December 7, 2009

When a perfect girl finally shows up, the gang tries everything to help Ted, while Marshall takes action when he discovers a letter written by younger himself.

Last Cigarette Ever - How I Met Your Mother

11. Last Cigarette Ever

7.4

December 14, 2009

When Marshall picks up smoking again, it prompts Lily, Ted and Barney, ex-smokers all, to succumb as well. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new co-anchor at her show...

Girls vs. Suits - How I Met Your Mother

12. Girls vs. Suits

8.1

January 11, 2010

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

Jenkins - How I Met Your Mother

13. Jenkins

7.9

January 18, 2010

When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking game has been made up about her.

Perfect Week - How I Met Your Mother

14. Perfect Week

8.1

February 1, 2010

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

Rabbit or Duck - How I Met Your Mother

15. Rabbit or Duck

7.6

February 8, 2010

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment

Hooked - How I Met Your Mother

16. Hooked

7.4

March 1, 2010

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

Of Course - How I Met Your Mother

17. Of Course

7.8

March 8, 2010

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

Say Cheese - How I Met Your Mother

18. Say Cheese

7.7

March 22, 2010

When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

Zoo or False - How I Met Your Mother

19. Zoo or False

7.4

April 12, 2010

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

Home Wreckers - How I Met Your Mother

20. Home Wreckers

7.5

April 19, 2010

When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.

Twin Beds - How I Met Your Mother

21. Twin Beds

7.4

May 3, 2010

When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.

Robots vs. Wrestlers - How I Met Your Mother

22. Robots vs. Wrestlers

7.7

May 10, 2010

When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.

The Wedding Bride - How I Met Your Mother

23. The Wedding Bride

7.8

May 17, 2010

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.

Doppelgangers - How I Met Your Mother

24. Doppelgangers

7.9

May 24, 2010

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.