Time Gentlemen Please
Season 1
2000 • 23 Episodes
Episodes
1. A Woman's Place
September 11, 2000
The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
2. Never Confused
September 18, 2000
Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
3. Hoppy Birthday
September 25, 2000
The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
4. Monkey's Uncle
October 2, 2000
The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
5. King Barsteward
October 9, 2000
Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
6. Date with Density
October 16, 2000
A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
7. Getting Diggy with It...
October 23, 2000
The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
8. The Pub That Forgot Time...
October 30, 2000
The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
9. Fawkes/Off
November 6, 2000
The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
10. Help! The Aged
November 13, 2000
The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
11. More Tea Vicky?
November 20, 2000
Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
12. Day of the Trivheads
November 27, 2000
The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
13. Greetings Stout Yeoman
December 4, 2000
A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
14. Only When I Laugh
December 11, 2000
The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
15. Playing Silly Buggers
December 18, 2000
The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
16. Bar Humbug
December 25, 2000
The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
17. New Year's Steve
January 1, 2001
Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
18. The Return of Martin Greer
January 8, 2001
The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
19. Jukebox Fury
January 15, 2001
Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
20. Farts of Darkness
January 22, 2001
Terry mourns for his late mother.
21. A Dave, A Dave-O
January 29, 2001
Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
22. All the World's a Stag
February 5, 2001
Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
23. It's a Wonderful Pint
December 25, 2001
The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.