Seinfeld - Season 3

Seinfeld

Season 3

1991 • 23 Episodes

Episodes

The Note - Seinfeld

1. The Note

7.2

September 18, 1991

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

The Truth - Seinfeld

2. The Truth

7.6

September 25, 1991

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

The Pen - Seinfeld

3. The Pen

7.7

October 2, 1991

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

The Dog - Seinfeld

4. The Dog

7.2

October 9, 1991

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

The Library - Seinfeld

5. The Library

8.1

October 16, 1991

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

The Parking Garage - Seinfeld

6. The Parking Garage

8.2

October 30, 1991

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

The Cafe - Seinfeld

7. The Cafe

7.7

November 6, 1991

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

The Tape - Seinfeld

8. The Tape

8.4

November 13, 1991

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

The Nose Job - Seinfeld

9. The Nose Job

7.6

November 20, 1991

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

The Stranded - Seinfeld

10. The Stranded

7.5

November 27, 1991

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

The Alternate Side - Seinfeld

11. The Alternate Side

7.7

December 4, 1991

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

The Red Dot - Seinfeld

12. The Red Dot

7.9

December 11, 1991

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

The Subway - Seinfeld

13. The Subway

8.0

January 8, 1992

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

The Pez Dispenser - Seinfeld

14. The Pez Dispenser

8.0

January 15, 1992

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

The Suicide - Seinfeld

15. The Suicide

7.5

January 29, 1992

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

The Fix-Up - Seinfeld

16. The Fix-Up

8.1

February 5, 1992

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

The Boyfriend (1) - Seinfeld

17. The Boyfriend (1)

8.2

February 12, 1992

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

The Boyfriend (2) - Seinfeld

18. The Boyfriend (2)

7.3

February 12, 1992

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

The Limo - Seinfeld

19. The Limo

8.3

February 26, 1992

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

The Good Samaritan - Seinfeld

20. The Good Samaritan

7.4

March 4, 1992

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

The Letter - Seinfeld

21. The Letter

7.5

March 25, 1992

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

The Parking Space - Seinfeld

22. The Parking Space

7.7

April 22, 1992

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Keys - Seinfeld

23. The Keys

8.0

May 6, 1992

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.