3rd Rock from the Sun
Season 3
1997 • 27 Episodes
Episodes
1. Fun with Dick and Janet (1)
September 24, 1997
Sally, Tommy and Harry return from the home planet with a surprise for Dick: a bride-to-be.
2. Fun with Dick and Janet (2)
September 24, 1997
Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.
3. Tricky Dick
October 8, 1997
Dick and Albright wage a war of practical jokes and Sally tires of Don when she meets a yoga instructor. Meanwhile, Tommy joins a rock band, with Harry as his roadie.
4. Dick-in-Law
October 15, 1997
Dick meets Albright's parents; Sally decides to move in with Nina.
5. Scaredy Dick
October 29, 1997
Dick quakes at the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit Albright's house on Halloween. Which is bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters.
6. Moby Dick
November 5, 1997
Dick compensates for the loss of Mary's affections with a gain in another area: he puts on weight. Meanwhile, Tommy thinks August is cheating on him.
7. Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
November 12, 1997
Dick gets jury duty for the first time and struggles to deliver a guilty verdict for a clearly guilty man. Meanwhile, Sally, much to Officer Don's distress, falls for a cockney 'artist' called Seth, and makes herself over to look and sound just like him. Elsewhere, Harry and Tommy volunteer themselves for Mary's class project - they must communicate without words for five days.
8. A Friend in Dick
November 19, 1997
Sally has a new boyfriend and Dick has a new friend: Don. Meanwhile, Harry goes to school.
9. Seven Deadly Clips
December 3, 1997
The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.
10. Tom, Dick and Mary
December 3, 1997
Dick has a new rival for Mary's affections: Tommy; Sally gets a job; and Harry must do without TV (commander's orders).
11. Jailhouse Dick
December 17, 1997
Dick decides to "rehabilitate" one of Officer Don's prisoners, so he pays his fine and takes him home; Mary decides to give away the dog Dick gave her.
12. Dick on a Roll
January 7, 1998
Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real; Dubcek's daughter Vicki opts for celibacy, much to Harry's chagrin.
13. The Great Dickdater
January 21, 1998
Dick decides to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and decide to give the money back to its owner.
14. 36! 24! 36! Dick (1)
January 25, 1998
Venusians disguised as gorgeous women plot to plunder Earth of its riches.
15. 36! 24! 36! Dick (2)
January 25, 1998
Dick, Harry and Tommy set out on a cross-country odyssey to save Earth from a Venusian plot.
16. Pickles and Ice Cream
January 28, 1998
Pickles, Harry's pet from the home planet, suddenly materializes--in human form. Meanwhile, Sally decides that she's pregnant.
17. Auto Eurodicka
February 4, 1998
While Dick is using the Solomons' car for "casual" sex, Sally decides that she must have a car of her own.
18. Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
February 25, 1998
Tommy, an old man on the home planet, says he's tired of being a kid and "retires"; Mary tells Dick she wishes she had become a singer, so Dick decides to make her wish come true.
19. Stuck with Dick
March 18, 1998
Dick wants to get back with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick.
20. My Daddy's Little Girl
April 1, 1998
Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life; Harry begins his career as a radio shock jock when he walks into Rutherford College's radio studio and finds it unoccupied.
21. The Physics of Being Dick
April 15, 1998
Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change: he wants to be cop.
22. Just Your Average Dick
April 28, 1998
Albright derides the Solomons as "weird," so Dick decides to make them "average."
23. Dick and the Other Guy
April 28, 1998
Conclusion. Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally thinks she's losing her touch with men.
24. Sally and Don's First Kiss
May 6, 1998
Sally's been reading romance novels, and decides to try out her fantasies on Don; Dick thinks the college cafeteria's cashier hates him; Harry receives surprising results on his GED exam.
25. When Aliens Camp
May 13, 1998
Dick orders the Solomons to go on a family-only camping trip. Then he invites Mary to go along.
26. The Tooth Harry
May 20, 1998
Dick tapes a promotional video for Pendelton; Don gives Sally a key to his apartment; and Nina and Harry find each other.
27. Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
May 20, 1998
Harry and Vicki prepare for an evening of amour. Then Vicki's jealous ex crashes the party. Meanwhile, Tommy "comes out" as a gourmet chef.