The Kids in the Hall
Season 3
1991 • 22 Episodes
Episodes
1. #301
October 1, 1991
The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead body.
2. #302
October 8, 1991
Puppy won't do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad's money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.
3. #303
October 15, 1991
A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.
4. #304
October 22, 1991
A magical flying pig. The Best Actor award at the Oscars results. An axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Men wear earrings in the 90s.
5. #305
October 29, 1991
An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.
6. #306
November 5, 1991
Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag queen with a gun starts a revolution.
7. #307
November 12, 1991
Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks people in a waiting room; Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped.
8. #308
November 19, 1991
Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.
9. #309
December 3, 1991
An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the cops don't want to get involved; a sketch artist draws people he's never seen based only on their voice; street singers receive a visit from the Loser Research Foundation.
10. #310
December 10, 1991
Scott's clone won't stop misbehaving. A man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field. Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she's on strike.
11. #311
December 17, 1991
A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy. A man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself. The hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers.
12. #312
March 3, 1992
A man has to get back up on a horse after choking on a chicken kabob; cops talk about what they might have done if they hadn't become cops; Buddy searches for a new lover.
13. #313
March 10, 1992
A man who works in a wig shop tries to convince everyone he's not bald. A pizza guy lusts after schoolgirls. Sid wonders if he is too small to love.
14. #314
March 17, 1992
Poems by the Emperor of Japan; Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz.
15. #315
March 24, 1992
A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato.
16. #316
March 31, 1992
Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues; the Fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning the ears; one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane.
17. #317
April 7, 1992
A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.
18. #318
April 14, 1992
The alternate conclusion to "Old Yeller"; drugs and other vices; how to deal with noisy people.
19. #319
April 21, 1992
Celebrating Scott's 100th portrayal of a waiter; Hecubus is fired and rehired; a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed.
20. #320
April 28, 1992
The Bearded Lady; spy models; a horny patient.
21. #321
May 5, 1992
Skits include: "Multiple Weddings," "Cabbie Bigot" and "My Pen!"
22. #322
May 5, 1992
Skits include: "Chicken Lady at a Strip Bar," "Queen Speaks to Canada" and "Bar Fight.".