King of the Hill
Season 8
2003 • 22 Episodes
Episodes
1. Patch Boomhauer
November 2, 2003
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
2. Reborn to Be Wild
November 9, 2003
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
3. New Cowboy on the Block
November 16, 2003
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
4. The Incredible Hank
November 23, 2003
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
5. Flirting with the Master
November 30, 2003
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
6. After the Mold Rush
December 7, 2003
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
December 14, 2003
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank
January 4, 2004
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
9. Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
January 25, 2004
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
10. That's What She Said
February 8, 2004
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
11. My Hair Lady
February 15, 2004
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
12. Phish and Wildlife
February 22, 2004
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
13. Cheer Factor
March 7, 2004
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
14. Dale Be Not Proud
March 14, 2004
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
15. Après Hank, le Deluge
March 21, 2004
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
16. DaleTech
March 28, 2004
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
April 18, 2004
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
April 25, 2004
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
19. Stressed for Success
May 2, 2004
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
20. Hank's Back
May 9, 2004
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
21. The Redneck on Rainey Street
May 16, 2004
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
22. Talking Shop
May 23, 2004
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.