Above Average Presents
Season 3
2022 • 15 Episodes
Episodes
1. The Baby Got Tetanus While I Got the Pulitzer Prize
July 15, 2022
Reggie Watts writes a 30-second score for a series of drawings. Cleopatra and Caesar spill tea and plot world domination. Hillary Clinton familiarizes herself with Chipotle's menu.
2. Hag 'n' the Hound
July 15, 2022
Eva Longoria learns about Mike's family's heirloom. A trailer for a romcom guaranteed to touch your heart. Paula Pell checks in at the front desk.
3. I Look Like Feline Elvis, Don't I?
July 15, 2022
Alec Baldwin helps a couple be more adventurous. A comprehensive CitiBike user guide video. Movie executives pitched "Forrest Gump" have some notes.
4. It Was a Freudian Swipe!
July 15, 2022
The mirror from Snow White is dishonest. Cristin Milioti exudes coolness. JD seeks a step-daddy for Serena.
5. Dinner Is Like a Nighttime Version of Breakfast
July 15, 2022
The correct way to do Thanksgiving. No heroes allowed, this bar is for sidekicks ONLY!
6. I Can Read, Can't I? Isn't That Enough?!
July 15, 2022
Janessa Slater sets feminism back several decades. Breakups are tough, but no one suffers more than the friends of the dumped. Gene Browning is neither cool nor safe.
7. That Is Not How You Start Any Meal, Ever
July 15, 2022
Bowen Yang's parents have the audacity to call and expect him to answer. There's no such thing as too much preparation for a big pitcher is there?
8. Those Are Ocean Farts
July 15, 2022
Malcolm Gladwell is saved by the god of ice creams. The five stages of grief in meeting your friend's hot boo.
9. Soap Up My BBs
July 15, 2022
A homicide victim with a killer body. A kindergarten teacher explains social media stalking. The Madden Brothers sit down with Janessa Slater.
10. You Added Lint to Our Dryer Filter
July 15, 2022
Judah Friedlander joins Alec Baldwin on the Love Ride. Tracy Morgan does impressions of famous robots but does not respect Shakespeare.
11. A Lady Never Does
July 15, 2022
Tim Heidecker also drinks water. Aparna Nancherla's New York moment.
12. You Look in the Mirror and See a Disgusting Zoo Animal
July 15, 2022
Elijah Wood discusses furries. Judah Friedlander voices an angry movie patron in Waco Valley.
13. It's Going to Stink in Here When You Get Back
July 15, 2022
Homeland the musical. Bernice definitely doesn't want to try a new restaurant. A kidnapped dog named Thad Paisley.
14. Puberty Has Wrecked These Kids
July 15, 2022
Eve and Summer explain Beyoncé. Selecting a color at the nail salon is arguably the hardest decision you will make. Scott Adsit gets caught in a time loop.
15. No One Asked About Your Medals
July 15, 2022
The dogwalkers bump into their competition. A darker, unaired portion of a retro waffle commercial. Rob Hubel gets personal and captions photos.