Honest Ads
Season 7
2023 • 31 Episodes
Episodes
1. If Healthcare Was Honest
January 6, 2023
What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.
2. If Comic Book Movies Were Honest
January 27, 2023
What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.
3. If Podcasts Were Honest
March 31, 2023
What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?
4. If Cruises Were Honest
April 18, 2023
What if cruises were honest about your floating vacation?
5. Welcome to Honest Ads promo
June 2, 2023
All Roger, all in one place.
6. If Bars Were Honest
June 9, 2023
What if were your neighborhood bar was honest?
7. If Dispensaries Were Honest
June 16, 2023
What if were your neighborhood dispensary was honest?
8. If Movie Theatres Were Honest
June 23, 2023
What if were your local movie theatre was honest?
9. If Perfume Commercials Were Honest (Perfume Ad Parody)
June 30, 2023
What if fragrance ads were honest?
10. If Casinos Were Honest
July 9, 2023
What if casinos commercials were honest? Well, here at Horton’s Palace, we are.
11. If Landlords Were Honest
July 16, 2023
Roger is your landlord now, and he's getting real honest about things.
12. If Divorce Lawyers Were Honest (Divorce Lawyer Commercial Parody)
July 23, 2023
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13. If Live Streamers Were Honest (Twitch Stream Parody)
July 30, 2023
Live Streamers Rise up! What's up Rogheads, the stream's about to start.
14. If Plastic Surgeons Were Honest
August 6, 2023
How do you know if you can trust your plastic surgeon? At Dr. Roger's Dysmorphia Exacerbation Clinic, We've been Making The World Hotter Since 2012
15. If Vitamin Shops Were Honest
August 20, 2023
Will Vitamin Shops Really get you swole? Your Swole At Horton's Holistic Vita-World
16. If Bachelor Parties Were Honest
August 27, 2023
It's Bachelor Party Season! Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag Party Planning has you covered for all your bachelor and bachelorette party needs.
17. If The Cemetery Industry Was Honest
September 3, 2023
The Cemetery Industry Makes Dying Even Spookier than it already is. So THIS is what happens to your body after you die
18. If Nonprofits Were Honest
September 17, 2023
What if nonprofits were honest about what they're up to?
19. If Skincare Was Honest
September 24, 2023
Skincare, It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
20. If Organic Food Was Honest
October 8, 2023
If organic food farms were honest, here's what they'd tell you about "eating clean"
21. If Frats and Sororities Were Honest (College Greek Life Parody)
October 15, 2023
College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, so why not spend a little extra buying a bunch of friends by joining a frat or sorority?
22. If Job Searching Were Honest (LinkedIn, ZipRecruiter, Indeed Parody)
October 29, 2023
What if the job market was honest about the job search process?
23. If Rideshare Apps Were Honest (Uber, Lyft Parody)
November 5, 2023
If Rideshare Apps Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
24. If Amazon Were Honest (Amazon Parody)
November 12, 2023
If Online Shopping Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
25. If Government Tourism Ads Were Honest (Local Tourism Board Parody)
November 19, 2023
If Local Tourism Ads were honest, here's what they'd say.
26. Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked
November 26, 2023
As it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.
27. If Electric Cars Were Honest (Tesla EV Parody)
December 3, 2023
If electric car commercials were honest, here's how they'd sound.
28. If Holiday Movies Were Honest
December 10, 2023
What if Hollywood were honest about how they make their dumb holiday Rom-com movies? Roger Horton investigates.
29. The 12 Days Of Rogemas | Happy Holidays from Honest Ads
December 17, 2023
Happy Holidays from Honest Ads!
30. If Thirst Tweets Were Honest (Twitter, Buzzfeed)
December 24, 2023
Honest Ads is on hiatus, but please enjoy this bonus content of Roger Reading some extremely honest thirst tweets about him.
31. If 2023 Were Honest
December 31, 2023
Happy New Year from Roger and the Cracked team! See you in 2024.