1992 • 24 Episodes
September 18, 1992
Dana is beside herself when Cody outscores her on the SATs; the kids help themselves to Frank's clothes.
September 25, 1992
Frank teaching Shakespeare? 'Twould indeed be nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
October 2, 1992
To outdo the "superdad" of Al's friend, Frank enters a Human Fly contest in which he has to bounce off a trampoline and stick to a wall.
October 9, 1992
J.T. and Cody team for "J.T.'s World" on TV, but when a guest bats her eyes at Cody, J.T. gives him the boot.
October 16, 1992
The family dog-sits a Saint Bernard that keeps Frank away from Carol, and terrorizes Mark.
October 23, 1992
As assistant manager of the 50's Cafe, Dana runs the ship like Capt. Queeg--and drives the help to mutiny.
November 13, 1992
Karen's modeling job rouses the mother hen in Carol; the flu hits at home, testing the nurse in Frank.
November 6, 1992
Frank goes out on a limb--a tree limb--to keep an eye on Dana and her date, a teenage make-out artist known as Mike the Mover.
November 6, 1992
It's J.T. vs. Dana for student-body president, pitting schmo against smarty--and Frank against Carol.
November 20, 1992
J.T. is mystified: Cody's still a virgin; and he plans to stay that way for the "dudette of his dreams."
December 4, 1992
Brendan feels responsible for a crackdown on family spending after he loses a rented video.
December 11, 1992
A visit by Frank's boorish bud sends Carol into orbit; Cody becomes attached to a live holiday turkey he won in a raffle.
January 8, 1993
Cody's not sure how to spend the fortune left to him by a friend at a rest home, but it's not for a lack of suggestions.
January 15, 1993
Dana's plans for her birthday party don't include Carol, but Frank's plans definitely do.
January 22, 1993
Carol may be a '90s woman, but she can't see Frank's gorgeous co-worker as one of the guys. Meanwhile, the kids gamble their savings on the commodities market.
February 5, 1993
J.T. sees himself a star when a producer likes his TV show; in art class, Carol sees a lot that Frank doesn't like.
February 12, 1993
Dana's been dumped, Frank burns one of Carol's customers, and J.T.'s limo date backfires.
February 19, 1993
Adventure and romance abound on a family trip to Maui, where Dana's swept off her feet by a far-from-typical beach bum.
February 26, 1993
Amid Maui's adventures, will...Dana marry Brian? Carol relax? J.T. and Cody find treasure? Brendan, Mark and Al win a helicopter tour?
March 12, 1993
J.T.'s woman is a biker who wants to be treated like a lady. Meanwhile, Al yearns for her first bra.
April 2, 1993
Carol goes to bat for Mark when he wants on the Cubs just before their big game.
April 30, 1993
A psychic predicts J.T. will be killed by a woman in red whose name starts with K. Meanwhile, Frank and Carol contend with a mechanical bed with a mind of its own.
May 7, 1993
Frank's hired to raze a house for a new building, but a family's still living there--with nowhere to go.
May 21, 1993
Carol sticks Karen with a date who doesn't rate--so Karen dumps him.