2011 • 17 Episodes
June 30, 2011
Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.
July 7, 2011
Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
July 14, 2011
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
July 21, 2011
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
July 28, 2011
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
August 4, 2011
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
August 11, 2011
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
August 18, 2011
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
August 25, 2011
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
September 1, 2011
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
March 14, 2012
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
March 21, 2012
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
March 28, 2012
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
April 4, 2012
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
April 11, 2012
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
April 18, 2012
A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
April 25, 2012
Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.