Conan
Season 2
2011 • 162 Episodes
Episodes
1. The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement
November 7, 2011
Adam Sandler, Christina Tosi and musical guest Joe Jonas
2. Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey
November 8, 2011
Julie Bowen, Travis Rice and comedian Maria Bamford
3. Mime Riot
November 9, 2011
Joel McHale, Cheryl Hines and comedian Jesse Popp
4. The Illiterate Merderer
November 10, 2011
Kirsten Dunst, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Mariachi El Bronx
5. The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?
November 14, 2011
LL Cool J, Grayson MacLean and comedian Christian Finnegan
6. Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes
November 15, 2011
Jeff Goldblum, Adam Scott and musical guest Childish Gambino
7. Siri Shows Her Boobs
November 16, 2011
Nicole Polizzi, Rob Riggle and musical guest Pegi Young and the Survivors
8. A Man for All Flu Seasons
November 17, 2011
Kristen Stewart, Jimmy Pardo and comedian Pete Holmes
9. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3
November 28, 2011
Jason Segel, Shaun-T and musical guest Das Racist
10. What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad
November 29, 2011
Nathan Fillion, Angela Kinsey and musical guest Morrissey
11. Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi
November 30, 2011
Claire Danes, Nick Kroll and comedian Michael Kosta
12. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!
December 1, 2011
Zooey Deschanel, Harland Williams and comedian Laurie Kilmartin
13. The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament
December 5, 2011
Alec Baldwin, Damon Wayans Jr. and musical guest Yelawolf
14. What the Butler Smelled
December 6, 2011
Sofia Vergara, Paul F. Tompkins and comedian Tig Notaro
15. Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More
December 7, 2011
Michael Moore, Ellie Kemper and comedian Sean Patton
16. Armageddon Comes to Quiznos
December 8, 2011
Jeremy Piven, Mike Mizanin and musical guest Blink 182
17. Return to A-Hole Acres
December 12, 2011
Rob Lowe, Donald Faison and musical guest Noel Gallagher
18. It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet
December 13, 2011
Bob Costas, Nick Frost and comedian Nick Vatterott
19. Miracle Whip on 34th Street
December 14, 2011
Christoph Waltz, Mike Zohn & Evan Michelson and musical guest Deer Tick
20. The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!
December 15, 2011
Dax Shepard, Kunal Nayyar and musical guest Dawes
21. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle
December 19, 2011
Seth MacFarlane, Elle Fanning and musical guest The Klezmatics
22. Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah
December 20, 2011
Patton Oswalt, Kevin Lee and comedian Joe Mande
23. The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings
December 21, 2011
Charles Barkley, Marc Maron and musical guest John Pizzarelli
24. Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve
December 22, 2011
Thomas Haden Church, Claire Smith and musical guest Glen Campbell
25. May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended
January 3, 2012
Gary Oldman, Judy Greer and musical guest Everlast
26. Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old
January 4, 2012
Emmy Rossum, Dave Attell and musical guest Chris Isaak
27. Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude
January 5, 2012
Johnny Galecki, Mindy Kaling and comedian Tom Papa
28. Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!
January 9, 2012
Seth Green, David Cross and musical guest Gavin DeGraw
29. Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y
January 10, 2012
Chelsea Handler, Billy Eichner and musical comedy by Doyle & Debbie
30. The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes
January 11, 2012
Jack McBrayer, Justin Verlander and comedian Dwayne Perkins
31. The Mime Whisperer
January 12, 2012
Ricky Gervais, Wladimir Klitschko and musical guest James Durbin
32. The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar
January 16, 2012
Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Merchant and musical guest St. Vincent
33. The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day
January 17, 2012
Antonio Banderas, Fred Armisen and musical guest Blake Mills
34. Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove
January 18, 2012
Shaun White, Jordan Peele and musical guest Sammy Adams
35. This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network
January 19, 2012
Billy Gardell, Gina Carano and comedian Owen Smith
36. The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College
January 23, 2012
Casey Anderson, Morena Baccarin and musical guest Wilco
37. The Bourne Again Ultimatum
January 24, 2012
Sam Worthington, Julie Nunes and world champion whipcracker Adam Winrich
38. Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!
January 25, 2012
Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant and comedian John Mulaney
39. We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.
January 26, 2012
Cuba Gooding Jr, Jon Heder and musical guest They Might be Giants
40. A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies
January 30, 2012
Maya Rudolph, Chris Gethard and musical guest Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
41. The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks
January 31, 2012
Simon Helberg, Chris Kyle
42. The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz
February 1, 2012
Ringo Starr, Mark Moffett
43. Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas
February 2, 2012
John Krasinski, Jenny Slate and musical guest Evanescence
44. The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine
February 6, 2012
Kristen Bell, Bret McKenzie and comedian John Roy
45. "High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher
February 7, 2012
Dr Phil McGraw, Keegan-Michael Key and musical guest Alabama Shakes
46. The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon
February 8, 2012
Martin Short, Jon Bernthal and musical guest Dr Dog
47. Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World
February 9, 2012
Carol Burnett, Jon Glaser and musical guest Graffiti6
48. Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy
February 13, 2012
Ice T & Coco, Adam Parry and musical guest Wale featuring Miguel
49. The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid
February 14, 2012
Reese Witherspoon, RZA and a special performance of the live action graphic novel 'The Intergalactic Nemesis'
50. Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight
February 15, 2012
Tom Arnold, Curt Schilling and comedian Myq Kaplan
51. Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain
February 16, 2012
Steve Martin, Rebecca Romijn and musical guest Cake
52. The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo
February 21, 2012
Amanda Seyfried, Andy Lewis & the US Pro Team and musical guest Fun.
53. Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric
February 22, 2012
Jennifer Aniston, Ron and Amy Shirley and comedian Jay Larson
54. Annie, Get Your Glock
February 23, 2012
Kevin Nealon, Mike Epps and musical guest Dhani Harrison
55. Death Wish 6: Natural Causes
February 27, 2012
Artie Lange & Nick DiPaolo, Beth Behrs and musical guest Chiddy Bang
56. The Douche Who Lost His Bag
February 28, 2012
Betty White, Ken Marino and musical guest Young Jeezy featuring Ne-Yo
57. Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues
February 29, 2012
Khloe Kardashian Odom, Jeb Corliss and comedian Matt Knudsen
58. If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck
March 1, 2012
Megan Mullally, Steven Ho and musical guest Mona
59. Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times
March 5, 2012
Zac Efron, Kirby Bliss Blanton and musical guest Joe Louis Walker
60. Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van
March 6, 2012
Don Cheadle, Elisha Cuthbert and musical guest Wzrd
61. Bridesmaids Revisited
March 7, 2012
Ed Helms, Melissa Rauch and comedian Kumail Nanjiani
62. The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April
March 8, 2012
Jon Hamm, Rob Riggle and comedian Mike Lawrence
63. She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not
March 19, 2012
Ewan McGregor, David Mizejewski and comedian Dana Gould
64. Honey, I Shrunk the Show
March 20, 2012
Shaquille O'Neal, Steve Schirripa and musical guest Sharon Van Etten Special miniConan episode that takes place on a shrunk down version of the Conan set.
65. The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion
March 21, 2012
Will Ferrell, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Jasmine Van Den Bogaerde
66. El Episodio Con El Título Español
March 26, 2012
Kristin Chenoweth, Liam Hemsworth and comedian Moshe Kasher
67. Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra
March 27, 2012
Josh Hutcherson, Simon Pegg and musical guest Macy Gray
68. That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong
March 28, 2012
Dana Carvey, Mayim Bialik and musical guest Donovan
69. The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows
March 29, 2012
Christian Slater, Eliza Coupe and musical guest Galactic
70. Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's
April 2, 2012
Neil Patrick Harris, Kate Micucci and musical guest Yuna
71. Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.
April 3, 2012
Mike Tyson, Chris Elliott and comedian Cy Amundson
72. Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™
April 4, 2012
Seann William Scott, Maria Menounos and musical guest Heartless Bastards
73. The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx
April 5, 2012
Aziz Ansari, Christina Hendricks and musical guest Good Old War
74. Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.
April 9, 2012
Cory Monteith, Matt Kemp and comedian Tim Minchin
75. Flash Mob on the Bounty
April 10, 2012
Jason Biggs, Phil and Willie Robertson and musical guest M. Ward
76. Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?
April 11, 2012
Larry David, Lena Dunham and musical guest Craig Morgan
77. How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.
April 12, 2012
Nicole Richie, Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Arctic Monkeys
78. The Bourne Thingamajigee
April 16, 2012
Kevin Hart, Brittany Snow and musical guest First Aid Kit
79. The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)
April 17, 2012
Patton Oswalt, Gabrielle Union and comedian Bo Burnham
80. Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five
April 18, 2012
Sean Hayes, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Girls
81. Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local
April 19, 2012
Kunal Nayyar, Krysten Ritter and musical guest Emeli Sande
82. I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags
April 23, 2012
Kathy Griffin, Morgan Spurlock and comedian Erin Foley
83. How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?
April 24, 2012
Simon Helberg, Jerry Crowley and musical guest Haley Reinhart
84. I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie
April 25, 2012
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Brian Posehn and musical guest Ben Kweller
85. What are you Doing With My Freak On?
April 26, 2012
Jack Black, Simon Doonan and musical guest Ingrid Michaelson
86. The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue
May 7, 2012
Metta World Peace, Matt Walsh and musical guest The Lumineers
87. Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?
May 8, 2012
Piers Morgan, Ben Falcone and musical guest Ed Sheeran
88. Table for Two, Said the Fatman
May 9, 2012
Joel McHale, Nina Dobrev and comedian Reggie Watts
89. Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!
May 10, 2012
Tom Selleck, Zosia Mamet and musical guest The Wombats
90. You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown
May 15, 2012
Bill Maher, Gregg Allman and comedian Hannibal Burress
91. The Thingy of Finite Imagination
May 16, 2012
Liam Neeson, Marc Maron and comedian Brody Stevens
92. Episode 257: Literally
May 17, 2012
Wanda Sykes, Brooklyn Decker and musical guest Rufus Wainwright
93. The Channing Tatum Ultimatum
May 22, 2012
Tracy Morgan, Bar Refaeli and comedian Trevor Boris
94. This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction
May 23, 2012
Howie Mandel, Alice Eve and comedian John Ramsey
95. The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money
May 24, 2012
Josh Brolin, Alison Brie and musical guest White Rabbits
96. The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It
June 4, 2012
David Mizejewski, Aaron Paul and musical guest Neon Trees
97. The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?
June 5, 2012
Charlize Theron, Curtis Stone and musical guest Bahamas
98. My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!
June 6, 2012
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Breckin Meyer and musical guest JD McPherson
99. E-vite to a Murder
June 7, 2012
Chris Hemsworth, Malin Akerman and comedian Jonah Ray
100. And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"
June 11, 2012
Chicago - Jack McBrayer and musical guest Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
101. The Devil in the White Suburb
June 12, 2012
Chicago - Andy Samberg and musical guest Eric Hutchinson
102. The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke
June 13, 2012
Chicago - Johnny Galecki and musical guest Kids These Days
103. The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!
June 14, 2012
Chicago - Adam Sandler, T.J. Miller and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
104. Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris
June 18, 2012
Martin Short, Aubrey Plaza and musical guest The Spring Standards
105. Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?
June 19, 2012
Sharon Osbourne, Ashley Fiolek and comedian Chad Daniels
106. The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store
June 20, 2012
Mitt Romney's Sons, Rob Corddry and musical guest Shinedown
107. A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon
June 21, 2012
Seth Meyers, Jordana Brewster and musical guest The Avett Brothers
108. Godzilla vs. The Board of Education
June 25, 2012
Mila Kunis, Joel Stein and comedian Rory Scovel
109. The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó
June 26, 2012
Russell Brand and musical guest Big K.R.I.T
110. John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen
June 27, 2012
Chris Pine, Anthony Mackie and musical guest El-P
111. Puss in Ugg Boots
June 28, 2012
Mark Wahlberg, Billy Eichner and musical guest Infantree
112. Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly
July 16, 2012
Denis Leary, Steve Byrne and comedian Cristela Alonzo
113. Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference
July 17, 2012
Elijah Wood, Claire Smith and musical guest Kip Moore
114. Martin Short Meets Justin Long
July 18, 2012
Bryan Cranston, Globe of Steel and musical guest Walk the Moon
115. Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown
July 19, 2012
Freida Pinto, Chris Hardwick and comedian Sebastian Maniscalco
116. The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery
July 23, 2012
Kevin Nealon, Ashley Benson and comedian Beth Stelling
117. Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol
July 24, 2012
Eric McCormack, Eric Andre and musical guest The Xx
118. Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God
July 25, 2012
Kate Beckinsale, Doug Fine and musical guest Tennis
119. Something, Something Japanese
July 26, 2012
Ben Stiller, Olivia Munn and musical guest Flo Rida
120. Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory
July 30, 2012
Colin Farrell, Angie Harmon and musical guest thenewno2
121. Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany
July 31, 2012
Jeff Daniels, Chantal Sutherland and musical guest The Fray
122. The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully
August 1, 2012
Jon Cryer, Moon Bloodgood and musical guest Jason Mraz
123. Audit at Fiscal Point
August 2, 2012
Will Ferrell and musical guest Tenacious D
124. Understatement in Hyperbole Town
August 6, 2012
Eric Stonestreet, Dominic Monaghan and musical guest Norah Jones
125. The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons
August 7, 2012
Lisa Kudrow, Vince Gilligan and musical guest Grouplove
126. The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen
August 8, 2012
Steve Carell, Ronda Rousey and musical guest Ziggy Marley
127. Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number
August 9, 2012
Matt LeBlanc, Travis Pastrana and comedian Andy Haynes
128. The Land That Time Totally Blanked On
August 27, 2012
Dax Shepard, Wendy Williams and musical guest Silversun Pickup
129. Are You There God? It's Me, Murder
August 28, 2012
Isla Fisher, Dean Norris and musical guest Andrew W.K.
130. Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!
August 29, 2012
Kristen Bell, Rebel Wilson and musical guest Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen
131. The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp
August 30, 2012
Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Birbiglia and comedian Dominic Dierkes
132. The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread
September 4, 2012
David Mizejewski, Kunal Nayyar and comedian Todd Barry
133. The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar
September 5, 2012
Lauren Graham, Rob Delaney and musical guest Best Coast
134. Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time
September 6, 2012
Seth Green, Mary Lynne Rajskub and musical guest Milo Greene
135. The Murder of Steve Victim
September 10, 2012
Kelsey Grammer, NeNe Leakes and musical guest The Head and the Heart
136. The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo
September 11, 2012
Eva Longoria, James Marsden and comedian Roy Wood Jr.
137. Green Eggs and Jon Hamm
September 12, 2012
Bob Costas, Lake Bell and musical guest The Hives
138. One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)
September 13, 2012
Steven Ho, James Van Der Beek and musical guest The Walkmen
139. The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy
September 17, 2012
Simon Cowell & Demi Levato and musical guest Nancy & Beth
140. Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India
September 18, 2012
Chris Colfer, Adam Scott and comedian Nikki Glaser
141. The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer
September 19, 2012
Simon Helberg, Anna Kendrick and musical guest Delta Rae
142. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation
September 20, 2012
Ricky Gervais, Tig Notaro and musical guest Frank Turner
143. Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening
September 24, 2012
Elizabeth Banks, Jordan Peele and musical guest Animal Collective
144. The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row
September 25, 2012
Nathan Fillion, Bill Burr and musical guest Band of Horses
145. Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight
September 26, 2012
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Deschanel and comedian Jamie Lee
146. Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard
September 27, 2012
Jake Gyllenhaal, Karen Gillian and musical guest The Chevin
147. Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts
October 1, 2012
Rashida Jones, Adam DeVine and musical guest The Shins
148. The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism
October 2, 2012
Timothy Olyphant, Ashley Greene and comedian Hari Kondabolu
149. The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath
October 3, 2012
Jennifer Garner, Terry Crews and musical guest Tegan & Sara
150. License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop
October 4, 2012
Jenny McCarthy, J.J. Abrams and musical guest Slash featuring Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators
151. Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest
October 15, 2012
Patton Oswalt, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Michael Kiwanuka
152. Love Potion Number MGD 64
October 16, 2012
Kevin Nealon, Steven Yeun and musical guest Ty Segall
153. Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain
October 17, 2012
Anthony Anderson, Alex Wagner and musical guest Ellie Goulding
154. Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia
October 18, 2012
Jeff Goldblum, Maggie Q and comedian Sean O'Connor
155. There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder
October 22, 2012
Aziz Ansari, Chuck Lorre and musical guest Kendrick Lamar
156. Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo
October 23, 2012
Will Arnett, Erin Burnett and musical guest Harry Shearer
157. When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent
October 24, 2012
Rainn Wilson, Elisha Cuthbert and musical guest Two Door Cinema Club
158. A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan
October 25, 2012
Simon Baker, Kaitlin Olson and comedian Reggie Watts
159. Part Four 6: Part Twelve
October 29, 2012
Krysten Ritter, Blake Griffin and musical guest Bob Mould
160. Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker
October 30, 2012
Katey Sagal, Hunter Pence and extreme pumpkin carver Tom Nardone
161. Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee
October 31, 2012
Chelsea Handler, Nat Faxon and musical guest NeedToBreathe
162. The AARP Guide to Sexting
November 1, 2012
John C. Reilly, Casey Wilson and musical guest Cory Chisel and The Wandering Sons