Dick Figures
Season 1
2010 • 10 Episodes
Episodes
1. A Bee or Something
November 18, 2010
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
2. Panda Hat
December 2, 2010
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
3. Flame War
December 16, 2010
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
4. Traffic Jams
December 30, 2010
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
5. Steakosaurus
January 13, 2011
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
6. OMG
January 27, 2011
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
7. Trouble Date
February 10, 2011
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
8. Kitty Amazing
February 24, 2011
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
9. Role Playas
March 10, 2011
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
10. Attack of the Pwns
March 24, 2011
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.