Dick Figures
Season 3
2011 • 10 Episodes
Episodes
1. Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
September 22, 2011
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
2. Real Dudes Bros Night Man
October 6, 2011
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
3. Terminate-Her
October 20, 2011
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
4. Modern Flame War 3
November 3, 2011
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
5. Planet Asshole
November 17, 2011
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
6. Zeusbag
December 1, 2011
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
7. Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
December 15, 2011
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
8. Brain Switch
December 29, 2011
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
9. Pleasure Cruise
January 12, 2012
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
10. Kung Fu Winners
January 26, 2012
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.