Red vs. Blue
Season 1
2003 • 19 Episodes
The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.
Episodes
1. Why Are We Here?
April 1, 2003
The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
2. Red Gets A Delivery
April 20, 2003
The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
3. The Rookies
April 27, 2003
The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.
4. Head Noob in Charge
April 27, 2003
Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
5. The Package is in the Open
April 27, 2003
Donut returns from the store with a surprise.
6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??
April 27, 2003
The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
7. Check Out the Treads on that Chick
April 27, 2003
While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
8. Dont PH34R the Reaper
April 27, 2003
Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
9. After Church
April 27, 2003
The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.
10. Shadow Of His Former Self
April 27, 2003
Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
11. Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
April 27, 2003
Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
12. Down, But Not Out
April 27, 2003
Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
13. Human Peer Bonding
April 27, 2003
Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
14. Roomier Than It Looks
April 27, 2003
The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
15. How The Other Half Lives
April 27, 2003
Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller
April 27, 2003
Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
17. Points of Origin
April 27, 2003
The origin points here.
18. SPF 0
April 27, 2003
Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
19. Last One Out, Hit The Lights
September 28, 2003
The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.