The Heart, She Holler

September 10, 2013

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

September 11, 2013

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

September 12, 2013

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

September 13, 2013

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

September 16, 2013

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

September 17, 2013

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

September 18, 2013

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

September 19, 2013

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

September 20, 2013

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

September 23, 2013

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

September 24, 2013

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

September 25, 2013

yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

September 26, 2013

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

September 27, 2013

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.