The Heart, She Holler

December 2, 2014

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

December 3, 2014

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

December 4, 2014

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

December 5, 2014

When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

December 6, 2014

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

December 9, 2014

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

December 10, 2014

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

December 11, 2014

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.