Married... with Children

September 5, 1993

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

September 12, 1993

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

September 19, 1993

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

September 26, 1993

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

October 3, 1993

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

October 10, 1993

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

October 24, 1993

While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

November 7, 1993

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

November 14, 1993

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

November 21, 1993

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

November 28, 1993

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

December 12, 1993

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

December 19, 1993

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

January 16, 1994

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

January 23, 1994

Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

February 6, 1994

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

February 13, 1994

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

February 20, 1994

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

February 27, 1994

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

March 20, 1994

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

April 10, 1994

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

April 24, 1994

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

May 1, 1994

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

May 8, 1994

When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

May 15, 1994

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

May 22, 1994

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.