CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 13
2019 • 30 Episodes
Episodes
1. If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)
March 18, 2019
The rest is history.
2. Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool
April 1, 2019
Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?
3. An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
April 9, 2019
Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?
4. Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.
5. Grindr Profile Picture Day
April 12, 2019
Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.
6. Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day
April 14, 2019
Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.
7. A 420 Visit from the Weed Man
April 19, 2019
On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.
8. Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women
April 23, 2019
As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.
9. Realistic Dream Phone
May 3, 2019
Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!
10. There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food
May 4, 2019
You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.
11. Eat Mayo Wherever You Go
May 7, 2019
The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).
12. Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies
May 10, 2019
If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?
13. When Theater Kids Grow Up
May 14, 2019
Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.
14. The Apothecary Barista
May 15, 2019
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.
15. Letting Go of Game of Thrones
May 11, 2019
It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.
16. Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast
May 23, 2019
She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.
17. Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal
May 22, 2019
He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.
18. Are You Nerdy Enough?
May 25, 2019
Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.
19. Minorities Don’t Look Alike
May 29, 2019
How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?
20. I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From
June 4, 2019
Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!
21. The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.
June 7, 2019
George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.
22. That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad
June 11, 2019
A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?
23. Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times
June 12, 2019
Technology has always been scary and evil.
24. You Suck in Your Own Story
June 25, 2019
You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.
25. The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer
June 26, 2019
Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!
26. Experimenting (Literally) in College
July 12, 2019
College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.
27. 3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash
July 13, 2019
Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.
28. Your Annoying Cheap Friend
July 19, 2019
If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.
29. This Kidnapping Is So Hot
July 20, 2019
Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.
30. Do I Hate the Bachelor?
July 24, 2019
She loves to hate it and hates to love it.