CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 3
2011 • 31 Episodes
Episodes
1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
September 1, 2011
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
2. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
September 12, 2011
Go ahead. Try this at home.
3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
September 21, 2011
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
4. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
September 27, 2011
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
5. We Are the 1%
October 24, 2011
Minorities have it rough in this country.
6. Transformers in 1-D
December 15, 2011
Also playing in zero-D.
7. In the Unlikely Event…
November 10, 2011
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
8. The Ultimate Internet Love Song
April 5, 2011
You meme the world to me.
9. The Twelve Beards of Christmas
December 19, 2011
The beard makes the man.
10. Honest Holiday Card Song
December 21, 2011
Sing a song of sadness.
11. The Meatball Sub 4S
October 17, 2011
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
12. The Student Film Awards
February 22, 2012
The only real losers are the audience.
13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
February 20, 2012
Can Twilight save America?
14. The Clown Vote
March 5, 2012
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
15. My So-Called Homeland
March 14, 2012
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
16. The Hunger Games Game
March 20, 2012
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
17. Skyrim Hoarders
March 28, 2012
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
April 1, 2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
19. Big Dick Birth Defect
April 2, 2012
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
20. In Your Head Yoga
October 31, 2011
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
April 4, 2012
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
22. Sex Talk
December 1, 2011
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
23. Fantasy Football
April 5, 2012
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
24. Starbucks CEO Revenge
December 20, 2011
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
25. Wild American Eagle Models
April 11, 2012
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
26. Grad School Scam
January 24, 2012
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun
September 20, 2011
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
28. Facebook IPO Day
February 9, 2012
More money, more privacy problems.
29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
March 1, 2012
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!