CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 5
2012 • 34 Episodes
Episodes
1. Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends
November 12, 2012
Support marriage equality – or else.
2. Hostess Closes Down
November 21, 2012
Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.
3. Facebook Law for Idiots
November 27, 2012
Think before you post, America.
4. Looper Has Sex with Himself
December 17, 2012
You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good.
5. A Modern Night before Christmas
December 24, 2012
There’s no place like home for the holidays, no matter how much you wish there were.
6. Darth Seder – Outtakes
As many missteps as the prequels.
7. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant – Outtakes
Who ordered the chicken skins?
8. Any Given Puppy Bowl
January 28, 2013
Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.
9. eBromance
February 21, 2013
Welcome to the site where bromances are born.
10. Why Do People Hate Anne Hathaway?
April 1, 2013
What did she ever do to them?
11. New iPhones Are like New Girlfriends
May 1, 2013
We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.
12. Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version
May 7, 2013
The classic TMNT theme gets the Michael Bay treatment.
13. Honest Music Festival Commercial
June 12, 2013
It’s the summer event that’ll have you spending $100 a day to stand in a field.
14. Trampolines Are the Most Fun Way to Die
June 18, 2013
You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?
15. The Grossest Words Ever
July 3, 2013
The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!
16. New Orleans Flavor
Just call it a spin on red beans and rice.
17. New York Flavor
When pizza’s in an ice cream, you can eat pizza anytime.
18. Boca Raton Flavor
You can practically taste the tucked-in Tommy Bahama.
19. Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?
June 5, 2013
Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.
20. HBO Should Show Dongs
August 12, 2013
HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.
21. Every Tech Commercial
August 28, 2013
Technology commercials need an upgrade.
22. My Little Brony Toy Commercial
September 23, 2013
For ages 8 and up, and up, and up…
23. Can You Tell a Sports Drink from a Body Wash?
December 13, 2013
Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?
24. How to Shop for Groceries Like You’re Not Single
January 6, 2014
Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn’t have to be.
25. A Lamaze Class for Taking a Shit
February 20, 2014
Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.
26. How to Tie a Tie: A Beginner’s Guide
March 11, 2014
Flummoxed by neckties? Just watch this simple how-to video, you manchild.
27. Baristas Are the Ultimate Male Fantasy
March 13, 2014
Move over, strippers – there’s a new game in town.
28. Why George R.R. Martin Shouldn’t Plan Your Wedding
April 13, 2014
Just dinner, fun, drinking, dancing, dying, fucking, murder.
29. Philosophical Truth or Dare
May 19, 2014
A game of Truth or Dare makes these girls reveal more than they thought they would.
30. Stop Saying You’re Old
May 13, 2014
It’s like my body knows – it just knows.
31. Big Boobs? Try Two Sports Bras
May 4, 2014
For girls with big boobs, wearing a sports bra is like trying to contain an earthquake in a cup.
32. Water Balloon vs. Cologne Balloon (Game Show)
May 14, 2014
The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!
33. Genetics: The Secret to a Perfect Body
May 28, 2014
Discover the secret to my amazing body.
34. CollegeHumor Responds to BuzzFeed’s Fruitball Challenge
March 22, 2013
The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We’re way better.)