CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 9
2017 • 30 Episodes
Episodes
1. Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
January 5, 2017
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
2. The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
January 10, 2017
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
3. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
January 12, 2017
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
4. I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
January 13, 2017
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
5. Dogs Are Practice Babies
January 17, 2017
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
6. Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
January 19, 2017
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
7. How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
January 28, 2017
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
8. Fake News Investigative Journalists
February 7, 2017
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
9. Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
February 17, 2017
A party guest most foul.
10. Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
February 17, 2017
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
11. Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
March 3, 2017
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
12. Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
March 8, 2017
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
13. 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
March 9, 2017
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
14. Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
March 23, 2017
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
15. We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
April 1, 2017
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
16. Music Festival Boot Camp
April 14, 2017
You can’t handle the merch booth.
17. It’s Technically a Meal
May 13, 2017
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
18. Eating with Your Rich Friends
April 20, 2017
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
19. Just Let the World Die
April 29, 2017
Take that, student loans!
20. An Honest Call with Your Bank
May 4, 2017
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
21. Sleepovers When You’re Gay
June 20, 2017
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
22. The Straightest Dude Ever
June 27, 2017
He eats lighters.
23. The Relationship Simulator Bed
May 27, 2017
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
24. Date with a Fast Food Burger
May 25, 2017
Boy meets grill.
25. I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
June 18, 2017
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
26. Porn, but for Crying
June 22, 2017
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
27. These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
August 3, 2017
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
28. Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
August 12, 2017
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
29. Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
August 19, 2017
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
30. Sorry My Car Is So Gross
August 22, 2017
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!