Mr. Meaty

December 6, 2008

Parker gets a girlfriend, but is very nervous about kissing her. He turns to Josh for guidance.

December 6, 2008

Britney asks Josh to throw a Mr. Meaty birthday party for her little brother. When Josh and Parker feed the boy a piece of very sugary cake, he goes hyper and runs crazy through the mall.

December 13, 2008

A video leaked into the internet causes Parker to literally die of embarrassment, but it's not his time to go yet.

December 13, 2008

Mr. Carney books teen pop star, Jesse Lumberpond to hold a concert at the mall, and Josh and Parker scheme to be in his band, until he is knocked unconscious by Parker.

December 20, 2008

Josh throws a party while his family is out of the house, but worried about being cool, he will not allow Parker to come. Parker shows up anyway.

December 20, 2008

The cool kids and the geeks must work together to defeat an evil ork.

December 27, 2008

Josh and Parker keep putting off the making of their Ninja Zombies movie, so their future selves, from 80 years later, who still haven't made the movie, come back and try to convince them to quit procrastinating.

December 27, 2008

After Doug the security guard is injured, Parker decides to take his place. When the position goes to Parker's head, Josh organizes a resistance movement against him.

January 3, 2009

Parker is sick of his mom babying him, so he moves out of the house.

January 3, 2009

Parker is visited by the Puberty Fairy but struggles to hang onto his childhood.

January 10, 2009

Josh and Parker find out that their childhood bully has returned to Scaunchboro, and they plot to get revenge on him. But Josh realizes that Brent has changed and tries to get Parker to call off their "intergalactic revenge."

January 10, 2009

Josh fails his driving test, and instead of admitting it to Brittany, he takes her illegally to the drive-in, secretly using Parker to give him driving guidance.