Important Things with Demetri Martin

February 11, 2009

Demetri has trouble mustering the necessary anger for a breakup, time traveling for noble purposes and measuring his hobo-ness.

February 18, 2009

Demetri ponders the nature of power, proves that bird ownership is arrogant and introduces The Revenger.

February 25, 2009

Demetri does away with traditional neuroscience and phrenology as he digs into brains.

March 4, 2009

Demetri considers the many mysteries surrounding chairs.

March 11, 2009

Demetri's safety tips: Employ scented candles as a fire alarm, use pubic hair for home security, and maintain a healthy fear of piñatas.

March 18, 2009

Demetri is too cool for clear pants, but he still needs professional help before a date.

March 25, 2009

Demetri trades in fun, games and audience threats while reimagining pro sports as animal duels.