Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Season 1
2008 • 50 Episodes
Episodes
1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess
September 10, 2008
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
September 10, 2008
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
September 15, 2008
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
4. Adopted
September 21, 2008
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
September 29, 2008
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
October 3, 2008
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
October 13, 2008
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
8. Cat Staff Meeting
October 19, 2008
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
October 26, 2008
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
10. Marital Troubles
November 2, 2008
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
11. Jeff Goldblum Wafers
November 9, 2008
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
December 22, 2008
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
13. The Frog Prince
December 30, 2008
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
14. Monkeys Talk About Religion
January 6, 2009
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
15. Mountain Climber
January 12, 2009
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
January 18, 2009
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
17. Mad Cow Disease
January 27, 2009
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
18. The Bartender Says...
February 5, 2009
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
19. Backstage with Bob Dylan
February 17, 2009
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
February 24, 2009
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
April 21, 2009
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
22. Things You Never Hear
May 23, 2009
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist
June 12, 2009
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
24. AIDS Patient Zero
May 12, 2009
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
25. Name That Animal Penis!
May 12, 2009
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
May 12, 2009
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
27. Sex with... #1
May 12, 2009
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
28. A Fat Guy Working Out
May 12, 2009
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
29. A Gay Knight
May 12, 2009
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
May 12, 2009
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
May 12, 2009
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
May 12, 2009
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
May 12, 2009
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...
May 12, 2009
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
35. Sex with... #2
May 12, 2009
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
May 12, 2009
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
May 12, 2009
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
May 12, 2009
To have sexual relations with your mother.
39. Sex with... #3
May 12, 2009
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
40. Dirty Vaudeville
May 12, 2009
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
41. Fat Jesus
May 12, 2009
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
May 12, 2009
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
43. The Sneeze Throw-Up
May 12, 2009
Exactly what it says on the tin...
44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
May 12, 2009
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
May 12, 2009
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
May 12, 2009
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen
May 12, 2009
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad
May 12, 2009
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
49. Sheep Shearing
May 12, 2009
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
May 12, 2009
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.